Stranger than fiction.

I really need to start sleeping with the Eee next to the bed, because sometimes my nightmares are more bizarre, imaginative, and downright creepy than any story I could come up with – and I need to start writing this crap down while it’s still fresh and scaring the crap out of me.

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark as Noah playing the role of Moses leading the Aztecs away from the evil water to a paradise prophesied by the gods, ya’ll. And that’s just the start of it. Don’t even get me started on the flies, the carnivorous octo-blobs, the faceless people, the not-quite-right version of reality, the prophetic text sprayed across the street in gray paint and very large Courier New font, the swinging elevator, and having to chomp my way through something that was half-shrimp, half-tiny dragon…while it was still alive and shrieking at me.

Well, if anything…it’s fuel for more bizarre stuff in the otherspace if Ken ever goes back there.