Hey, guys. While Lyrical Press is almost always open for submissions, I wanted to put out a submissions call both to spread the word about the press and with the active intent of building my list. Since I’m one of the newer editors with the house, I’m looking to expand the group of authors I personally work with throughout their careers at Lyrical. What that means is right now you have a better chance of acceptance; there will be times when I have to say no to a project I’d otherwise love, just because I don’t have time for another author or another book. Right now is not one of those times. I have the time, and I want your books. Or short stories. Or novellas.

To submit, you need to read the Lyrical Press submission guidelines and send your query letter, synopsis, and manuscript to submissions@lyricalpress.com. I’d advise looking over the website and getting acquainted with Lyrical, our books, and our authors, so you can make an informed decision as to whether or not Lyrical’s the right publisher for you. Also, keep in mind that I’m not the only editor who reviews submissions, we all have different tastes, and all subs do go through a standard review process. I can specifically request a submission I like, but so can the other editors. Lastly, scroll down past my wishlist for a quick list of things not to do when responding to this call.

While the sub guidelines cover in detail the genres and formats we accept (and don’t accept), I’m personally hoping to see a few specific things. Lyrical does favor romance, so if your story hits these marks and features romance (even where it’s not specified), you may have a better chance. My wishlist:

• Dystopian and darker sci-fi. I love dystopian stories with an intensity that would probably be disturbing were they a person or an inanimate object. Dystopian stories are generally sci-fi, often post-apocalyptic, but I’d be just as happy to see well-done dystopian fantasy, alternate realities, or alternative histories. If you have a sci-fi story that’s fairly dark in nature with a strong noir theme but doesn’t really fall into the dystopian category, that’s up my alley, too.
• Dark, gritty urban fantasy. By “dark, gritty” I don’t mean “full of as many perverted, disgusting things as you can think of.” I mean I want to see darker worlds where the cities that make this urban fantasy have become as degraded and dark as the iconic Gotham, the heroes are flawed, and you have to struggle to find the light of redemption past the filth of corruption – but it is there, and eventually shines through in some kind of happy ending. Sometimes that kind of setting can mean using perversion, violence, etc. as part of the story, but such things should be well-crafted and entirely necessary to the plot, not used for shock value. Note: I am including paranormal and paranormal romance under this category, but be warned that I’ve reached my saturation point for vampires, werewolves, shifters, and witches. That doesn’t mean I’ll turn down a story with those elements; they’re one of Lyrical’s strongest areas. It does mean that the story must be exceptional for me to request it. Faeries are still fair game.
• Steampunk. I admit, I’m not as rabidly into steampunk as many others, and sometimes the movement is downright annoying. But when a steampunk story is good, it really floors me; the genre itself is wonderfully versatile, and the general setting required for steampunk is one of my favorites. Your steampunk can have magic or pure technology, I don’t care. Let’s just get some steam rolling.
• Stories with LGBT and cultural diversity. Within the limits of Lyrical’s accepted genres, of course – and this can be combined in with any of the other things on my wishlist. I don’t want to read stories about being gay, bi, trans, black, Chinese, Tanzanian, Aborigine, whatever. I want to read stories where the characters happen to fall somewhere within that spectrum, and it’s an integral part of their character without being a stereotype – but isn’t essential to the overall story. It’s just who they are, just as being white and straight is who classic mainstream protagonists are. They need a plot external to their sexuality, gender identity, or race, but neither should be diminished. (Of course sexuality or gender identity would be more prominent in a story where the romance is the central plot, but that should go without saying.) I want to see a Native American woman as the star of a steampunk story, treated the same way a white woman would be in the same role – but without her culture marginalized. It doesn’t matter if you passingly mention her skin color or tribal affiliation, but let her be recognized as something other than the default assumption of white. Or I’d like to see an urban fantasy where the main protagonist is a gay man. No cliched angst and agonies about coming out, but casual acceptance that he has a boyfriend or actual sexuality-related issues that affect the plot. These are just examples, not a specific request to write these things. I just want you to understand that I’d like to see stories where primary characters are ethnically diverse, LGBT, or both, not stories about the characters being those things.
• Western or frontier romance. Cowboys and Indians, Little House on the Prairie with a shot of sensuality, desperado meets schoolmarm…or anywhere in between. I’m a sucker for a well-done romance set on the wild and woolly frontier, as long as it’s authentic to the setting and time period.
• Historical romance. Give me London, give me France, give me Scottish underpants. Or go really multicultural on me and send something from the Edo period of Japan, I don’t care. I want history – anyone’s history, as long as it’s interesting, sexy, and gives me that marvelous feeling of seeing something old and forgotten in a new light with characters who really bring it to life. I’ll melt for ancient Assyria, Persia, Egypt…but also for Scotland in the 1500s, or ancient Mayan civilizations (just please, nothing about 2012 in modern day; it has to be set in the actual time of the Mayans). You never know what will catch me.
• Gangland stories. Guys and dolls and slinky gang molls, show me a fantasy story set in the Dillinger era and I’ll probably love you forever. I might also squee a little over jazz-era tales.

Don’t fit that list? It’s okay. Lyrical represents a broad range of genres, and as long as your submission meets the criteria posted on the submission guidelines page you’re welcome to submit. For one, I’m not locked into my preferences. Two, if I don’t want it, someone else might. I may be building my list, but other Lyrical editors are always looking for new authors to work with.

Now for the unpleasant part. A few warnings:

• Do not address your submissions to me. Send them to the head honcho, Renee Rocco – and be as professional as you would in any other query letter. This is not a direct submissions call; it’s a general submissions call with my notes on some things I’d personally like to see, and that I may request out of the submissions pool. All submissions still go through the full group of Lyrical editors. This is a good thing for you, trust me. It means there’s a better chance someone will fall in love with and request your story, whether I like it or not.
• Do not send anything to my personal e-mail address. Everything goes to submissions@lyricalpress.com. Everything. Anything that shows up in my personal inbox will be deleted without response. Keep that in mind: deleted, not forwarded, not politely redirected. I don’t give special consideration to people who can’t follow explicit instructions.
• Remember that I do not make the final decisions. I can request something from the submissions pool if I want it, and that has weight in the final decision…but in the end it’s over my head, and if you and I happen to be friends that has zero impact on the last word and no bearing on the merit of your submission, which will be judged on quality alone. So don’t ask me for special consideration; don’t gripe at me if you get rejected. It’s not personal, and it shouldn’t be taken that way. It’s all part of the business.
• Read the submissions guidelines thoroughly and make sure you follow them. I shouldn’t have to tell you that again, but inevitably someone will send something we don’t publish: YA, a 400K memoir, who knows what else. At the very least if you send it to the right e-mail, Renee will be very nice about informing you of your error. Specifically pay attention to genres. We get YA and “New Adult” submissions even though we specifically say that we don’t accept them. I love YA. I write YA. That doesn’t change that Lyrical doesn’t deal in YA, and any young adult, middle grade, or children’s submissions will be automatically rejected. (And “New Adult” is only at St. Martin’s, people. No other publisher is dabbling in that.)

If you have questions, feel free to post them here and I’ll answer them here (so others can benefit if they have the same questions).

Lately every time my mind wanders, it goes limping down memory lane. Maybe it’s a sign of early-onset senility. Maybe it’s just that time of year when one reflects on one’s life. I can’t say I’ve done much reflecting; I’ve done a lot of cringing, remembering stupid things I’ve done and embarrassing situations I’ve been thrust into. But while dodging the specter of my humiliating freshman Latin class or trying to forget how I lost a track meet by two inches of distance on a shotput throw, I stumbled across another memory: my English teachers.

I only had two between 6th grade and senior year; I had the good fortune of being in the AP English & Creative Writing class, which meant the same teacher guided our progress year after year and gave us personal attention when developing our speaking and writing skills. For my freshman through senior years, that was Mrs. N. She was utterly out of her mind – and utterly brilliant. She was the one who shaped my love of reading and writing, and encouraged me even when others admonished me to get my nose out of the books and go do something normal kids would do. Her lessons have remained with me for my entire life, along with her frizzy yellow hair and enormous coke-bottle glasses.

Actually, she looked a hell of a lot like the principal on South Park. Only crazier. A lot crazier. We’re not even getting into the incident with the eggs and the beeswax.

No matter how dotty she was, though, Mrs. N was a great teacher…and she saved me from Mrs. L, my teacher throughout the three years of middle school.

Mrs. L was a nice woman, for the most part – in that rather false way that said she was only being nice to her students because it was her job, though she really did work hard at teaching us the foundations of proper English while still letting us have free reign to develop individually. She even tried to stimulate our creativity, which led to our 6th-grade project.

We had to write a book.

Oh, not a full-length book. Forty pages, double-spaced…which was still quite daunting to a 6th-grader. We had a semester to write it. Most of us dove in with eager enthusiasm, chattering about our ideas all through class and completely ignoring Mrs. L when she tried to call us to order. I still remember my book; if I recall, it was called CAT PRINCESS.

I was in 6th grade. Shut the bloody hell up.

My heroine was Taylana. Her mother was a postal worker, just like mine. She was as confused about girls as I was about boys. I was projecting just a little – no, a lot. I was young, and at that age where every story I read cast me as the hero inside the shell of the author’s character. So when I wrote my own story, I wrote a story I’d want to be in and a persona I’d want to adopt, with the gender reversed. Taylana had bright green eyes, because I thought mine were too brown and ordinary. She had long, dark hair that didn’t need special treatments to be straight, and because she was a girl she didn’t have to argue with her mother about keeping it long. She had a black cat just like mine.

And she had brown skin, just like mine – though darker. She was purely African-American, while I’m only part.

There were a few other influences; Occula from Richard Adams’ MAIA, along with another story I’d recently read (but can’t remember now) about a middle-aged woman who was transported to another world and at some point discovered her real heritage…about the time her inner self transformed her into an angry mother bear. Literally. Thus Taylana was the lost princess of the cat people, who’d been sent to the human world to keep her safe; the black cat was actually her guardian, and could talk to her. She shapeshifted into a panther.

Let me remind you: I was eleven. Maybe twelve.

I wish I still had the story, for nostalgia’s sake. Other than a 3rd-grade effort about Dolores the talking hamster, it was my first real work of fiction. Well, it would be if I’d finished it. I failed the assignment, because about two thirds of the way through I put it down with no desire to ever touch it again. It was stupid, it was wrong, it was bad, I shouldn’t have even bothered. Or at least…that’s what Mrs. L led me to believe. During our progress check-ins, she’d read the stories and offer a little advice.

In my case, her advice was to make Taylana white.

“Why?” I asked.

“Well, why is she black?”

“Because she just is.”

“She needs a reason to be black.”

“Why?” I asked again, confused.

“Because without a good reason for her to be black, no one wants to read about her. Nobody wants to read a story about a black person. Those stories don’t matter.”

And that was it.

Just like that she’d rendered my character and my story invalid without any consideration of its merit, its worth; all that mattered to her was that the character was black, which made it wrong.

Even worse, she’d rendered me invalid. She’d told me my perspective, my voice didn’t matter…and never would. She’d told me that even though I grew up around people of so many races – most of them not white, especially the majority of my family, my neighbors – there was nothing important about the stories they had to tell, real or fictional. There was nothing important about their thoughts, their perspectives, their cultural insight. There was nothing she could ever possibly relate to, simply because of the color of their skin. The color of my skin.

I felt small. I felt transparent, invisible, dehumanized. I was already a wallflower before, but after that I became wallpaper. I retreated into my books, hid my notebooks full of scribblings, and avoided my friends…my primarily white friends, who found plenty to relate to in our common childhood experiences and had no idea what Mrs. L was talking about, or why it should matter. They liked my story, with the unbiased view of the young – but it was too late to change my impressionable young mind, as an authority figure had already told me it was worthless.

It took another authority figure to straighten me out: Mrs. N. She gave us creative writing assignments starting in freshman year, and noticed mine were a bit stiff, unnatural. I wrote about white boys and white girls, not as normal people, but as ideals of what Mrs. L had told me people wanted to read. I wasn’t comfortable with them, and she could tell in every word – when I even did the assignments, as I felt like there was no point in even picking up a pen. She tried to work with me, despite my mutinous silence and withdrawn nature. After some patience, she managed to pry an explanation out of me.

And when I finally told her about my misgivings, she laughed.

Not at me, no. At Mrs. L. She also called her a few interesting names I won’t repeat here. And then she told me,

“Adrien, who cares what color they are? Who cares what color you are? Every day African-Americans and Chinese people and Arabs and Malays and Latinos and hell Nigerians – everyone’s out there having the same experiences as you and I. There’s a fourteen-year-old Mexican girl somewhere right now staring at a handsome boy with her heart in her throat and hoping he’ll notice her, and just because they’ve both got brown skin and black eyes doesn’t mean she doesn’t feel the same damned things as the blonde white girl when she’s looking at her handsome green-eyed boy.” Then she rapped my knuckles with her pen.

“Ow!”

Then she rapped hers. “Ow!” And she laughed. “See? I’m a nutty old white lady, and you’re a stubborn mule of a young – wait, what are you?”

“I don’t know.”

“Well, you’ve got pretty skin. It’s like nutmeg. And mine’s like flour. Young dark boy, old pale woman. But the pen still hurt us the same way. And if you wanted to write about it, you’d write it the same way, because we have the same experiences, and they mean the same thing. Exactly the same thing. Your pen smack isn’t my broken leg. Do you get it?”

I nodded slowly, though I wasn’t sure I did, and wasn’t sure I wholly believed her. I’d been burned once already.

“Good.” She started to smack my knuckles again, then grinned when I yanked my hand back before she could. “You learn quick. Let’s see if you’re as quick with a pen. Throw this shit away, don’t tell your mom I said shit, and start over. Write stories about people who matter to you, and if they matter enough…they’ll matter to everyone.”

It took years before I had the maturity to really grasp what she was trying to tell me, but I’d already grasped one important thing: the hand she offered to lift me out of the pit of misconception so I could stand on even footing with everyone else. And what she taught me stuck with me beyond even high school and college, even though I didn’t know until five or six years ago that I wanted to be a writer. I’d thought about computer programming for a while, ended up in data analysis before moving on to full-time writing and editing…but thanks to Mrs. N I never stopped writing on the side, whether it was college assignments, fanfic, or random little drabbles of no importance.

And there was always someone brown in the stories – not just because Mrs. N said it was okay, but because it was what I wanted, and most importantly Mrs. N had taught me to stand up for what I felt was right regardless of any authority figure’s opinion. Whether the protagonist, antagonist, or supporting cast, there were always brown people as part of the landscape of the story – because brown people have been part of the landscape of my life. We’re part of the landscape of your life. You interact with us every day; maybe we’re part of your story. Or maybe you’re part of ours, and we’re the star; that doesn’t make the story any less valid, especially if you stop to think about the fact that we have enough in common in our lives for them to overlap. You talk to us every day; you know us. We’re your friends, your coworkers, people you pass on the street. We have the same concerns you do, the same joys, the same fears.

Just like you, we read. We write. Yes, there are higher rates of illiteracy among the ethnic population, but we’re fighting to change that. We’re fighting not only to make our voices heard, but to learn the right ways to communicate our message on common ground.

We’re fighting to tell stories that give us a little something more to identify with. We’ve grown up reading stories where the white person is the star, and anyone dark is a marginalized token that’s often stereotyped. Yet we’ve found something to identify with in those stories; we’ve found something to love, something that fires our imaginations and makes us want to write our own stories with people like us. People like you, with only a few differences of language, culture, and coloration. We’re trying to be recognized as part of the mainstream – because “mainstream” shouldn’t mean “white only.”

And it doesn’t, anymore. Despite some old voices who still insist no one will buy books with an ethnic protagonist, more and more writers are striking out to speak with colorful voices on every page of their stories. Are readers having trouble identifying? No. No, instead they’re falling in love with the stories and the characters, because good fiction is good fiction – period. They’re proving the status quo wrong.

One day I hope to prove Mrs. L wrong. One day I hope to see Kensington, Akhilesh, Sujit, Hai, Rio, Crow, Akai, Vice, all my rainbowed cast in print – and not just the ethnic rainbow. Grayson, Vee, Marcus, Sebasien, Kira – another rainbow, on the LGBT spectrum; another set of voices who are just as mainstream as the heteronormative ideal.

We aren’t any better than you. You aren’t any better than we.

We’re all the same, but no one asks if there’s a good reason for your characters to be white.

So why do we need a good reason not to be?

From Adri: Jason agreed to guest post for me today, to end this blog’s idle streak and give you guys a chance to get to know him. We’ve been working together on his book for a little over a month now, and I’ve been taking delight in making his life a living hell – while he’s been startling me by taking my suggestions, applying his talent, and producing some amazing results. If you like dark humor, this post will give you a clue of what you’ll find in the humorous fantasy ROGUE’S CURSE (only not quite so graphic).

And I’ll have you know, I didn’t edit this post one single bit.

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Killing Peter Rabbit
Jason Beymer

Adrien invited me to guest blog today. It’s not easy guest-blogging for your editor. I expect to see puddles of red highlighter all over this post, bearing familiar comments like “Watch your adverbs,” “An octogenarian is not a type of monkey,” and “You think this line is funny? What, are you seven?”

It would be disingenuous to say Rogue’s Curse is my first book. When I was five years old, I plagiarized The Tale of Peter Rabbit a thousand times, peppering it with unspeakable kindergarten horrors and bunny-on-bunny violence. I didn’t know my alphabet yet, and my penmanship consisted of squiggly lines. At first I copied Beatrix Potter’s story word for word. Eventually I improved it. I was a pioneer, like Gus Van Sant when he allegedly shouted, “Balls! I’ll remake Psycho shot for shot, but this time in color and with full-frontal boobies!”

In the original work, a naughty bunny runs away from home to go a’noshin’ in a carrot garden. He barely escapes Old Man McGregor, who chases him with a hoe. No, I was still too young to comprehend that word’s comedic potential. “Hoe” wouldn’t enter my vocabulary as a double-entendre for another six years, when I snuck into the living room and watched Eddie Murphy’s Delirious on HBO. Moral of the story? Don’t piss in Old Man McGregor’s garden. Or, as Momma Rabbit put it, “Your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.” Yikes! If that doesn’t stain your underroos at age five, nothing will.

The more I rewrote this story, the more it transformed. I became curious. How much of Peter Rabbit’s body could I dismember without killing him? It sounded innocent coming from my five year old mouth: “Mommy, if I wooze my arms and wegs will I still wiv?” The question was cute; the motive was not. Look, I didn’t have the Internet back in the ’70s. I didn’t have TLC and the Discovery Channel to conduct research with. If I wanted to turn on TV and gawk at a man with no legs and half a skull I had to wait for Donahue to hit the summer slumps.

So began Peter’s dismemberment stage: leg ripped off while escaping, ear severed by flying glass, paw lopped off in a sewing machine accident, etc. Soon Peter Rabbit wasn’t sneaking around Old Man McGregor’s garden searching for carrots anymore. Why not? How would I know? I’m five, remember? A new question came to me: How does one ‘accidentally’ put an old man into a pie? I researched it. All authors are expected to research their novels, right? I didn’t want to tarnish my credibility before my first pubes broke the skin, so I went to work. I watched the Looney Tunes classic “French Rarebit” and studied how the French chefs prepared Bugs Bunny for “Louisiana Back-Bay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise … a la Antoine.” Now the tables were turned: Peter Rabbit tossed Old Man McGregor into a cooking pot and baked him into a blueberry pie. This concept worked for several iterations and then I got bored.

And when I got bored, characters randomly died. This concept hasn’t changed much in thirty years. Random death is the spice of life. Peter stepped on a landmine, the carrots turned evil and attacked the Rabbit family, and the McGregors succumbed to an awful case of burning farmhouse.

Editing done, I prepared to show my creation to the world. This got me booted out of Cub Scouts. The pack leader claimed I was channeling Satan (psst, she was right!). So what is the moral of this guest-blog post? Squelch your child’s creativity at an early age, lest the Church strap him to a ducking stool.

Jason’s debut novel Rogue’s Curse is scheduled for release in August 2010 from Lyrical Press.

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