27 May 2010 @ 10:24 AM
So yesterday a silly tweet or two (or three…or twenty…) turned into an entire day of wombat snarkiness on Twitter, with Allison, LaTessa, Kerry, Janelle, Jeffe, and Kristine all getting their wombat on up in dis place. (Yes, wombats. Don’t ask. FYI, Thursdays are now Wombat Day. Ffft ffft.) Of course Allison, in all her goofy glory, had to take it a step further. And thus this was born:
When I finished laughing (and that took a while), I promised revenge. Revenge in the form of…BACON. For never was there a nuttier bacon nut, and one day I shall bribe her for ARCs with entire pans full of greasy goodness. (Because really, what else is a pig good for?*)
Oh, and this:
(Click for the larger version.)
Yes, I know, it’s a crappy-looking PNG and the circle’s a cop-out. Bacon does not smooth out to clean edges as one might hope. Bacon is rough. Bacon is crispy. Bacon is secretly…CHUCK NORRIS.
Hush. It’s early and I haven’t eaten breakfast yet. Too bad there’s no bacon around.
Maybe I should work on a Valkyrie badge next…
*For the love of god, don’t answer that question. And why am I using so many bloody parentheses in this post?
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Happy Wombat Day!
…now if someone could manage a picture of a wombat in Hello Kitty undies ~cough~
*looks around innocently, sees the awards, then backs away slowly before running*
LMAO!!!! “bacon is secretly Chuck Norris” Hahahaha. Love KAK’s suggestion. Just make sure Hello Kitty has the “Rocker” hand sign too. Because that, above all states how bad a chick she is. :-)
What ever happened to the Valkyrie award????