Public service announcement.

Unless you’re very experienced with them and your cat is very accustomed to them, don’t ever try those cat bathing bags.

Not unless you want a traumatized, half-strangled kitty, water everywhere, and scratches on every area of skin he can reach when he manages to get one area of the bag open, kick it off his body, then invert it so his head is stuck inside while he thrashes around in a hysterical panic.

Next time?

PetSmart groomers.

Oi; my poor baby.